7,603,200 seconds

7,603,200 seconds, that's how long it's been since I've sat myself down in front of this blog and done anything. I'm moderately horrified. Even my last blog got more attention than this one and that one was oh so horrible.

So, let's see many a bit of a description is in order.

Mr Subtle - me. A name that has been inspired by me giving up on any sort of subtility when it comes to the opposite sex. Being nice and a little bit shy got me no where, so these days if someone is worthy of perv'ing or a comment (or 7) then I'm in the mood to say it. Favourite phrase right now? "What's the worst that can happen? She'll slap me??"

Caption Obvious - my housemate. I originally thought of myself as Captian Obvious, but the more we discussed it, the more that "Mr Subtle" sat with me. So Captian Obvious is him, he's old and crabby (generally referred to as Grumbles by others) but is always up for a perv with me.

Perv-boy - new addition to the elite group, Perv-boy is my younger brother. An apt name for an almost 20 yr old who needs more perv practice, but seems to be able to actually get some.


I'm sure there will be more, but I'll add them as they come up but this is a good start.

Right, so it's been 88 days, I am not going to promise I'll be posting every day but I think for my general state of mind and the potential for some very good stories (Shopping with the Gilmore Girls - comes to mind) I think I'll aim for twice a week. Even if it's 2 posts in 1 day :P

Now to see about getting a readership ... well, actually naah - built it and they will come.

;)
Mr Subtle.