Too hot to do anything but ... blog

In an attempt to get some more order into one's life, I am now blogging on the weekend.

That's just slightly depressing.

Ok, more than depressing.

So let's see if I can remember last night through the veil of bourbon that has slightly muddled my head. And for that matter my stomach, but the bacon and eggs is helping that.

Went to movies - check
Perv'ed before movies - check
Perv'ed after moives - check
Perv'ed on way home after movies - oh hell yeah!

It's a shame that there are so many little men in this world. And I do mean this literally.

Perv-boy and myself aren't short guys. I'm slightly taller (which he grumbles about consistantly) but we are both almost 6'4, so this means most of the population is shorter than us.

I'm not sure which I had more fun doing - perv'ing on the hot young ladies - or smirking at the short boyfriends/partners/etc as they tried to look big and tough next to their girlfriend/partner/etc.

Yes, I can see the ironry here. Here I am single, blah, blah.

To be honest, I am perv'ing for more than the scenery. But it's not enough that I'm actually looking for anything right now.

I'm having too much fun with what I am doing. But honestly I wouldn't say no. Well, actually I have said no and number of times over the past 18 months or so, it appears that I'm a man that will perv on almost anything, but not go out with anything. Seems I have standards.

I'm shocked.


On a seperate note, I'm thinking about a bit of a film/show critic section to my blog. I seen enough films and shows (of the TV and other variety). I suspect it will be rather basic in the beginning, but I have to have something that will extend my writing and my grey matter usage. Especially the grey matter. I feel that I'm starting to slow down.

Or that could just be my generally health right now.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Tom Lehrer

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totally a test post. Will delete soon.


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3 Amigos at it again

The 3 Amigos are going out tonight. Capt Obvious and Perv Boy (who are both not working at the moment, yet get less done than usual) have convinced me to go to the movies tonight.

With the weather, the time of year - it really didn't take that much convincing.

I'll never understand some of the female (and for that matter male) ideas in western society. I'm going to run close to a politically incorrect line here, but as i'm so subtle it'll be fine.

There is one guarntee in life - the males of the human species will look. Hell i know plenty of women that look too. What gets me is that it's the men that get into trouble - and it's either the uglier ones (who we don't look at) or the ones who dress like the want to be looked at, but detest us when we do it.

There's the line - i have no qualms with an adult doing whatever they choose to/with their own bodies, or to those of consenting adults. I am not on to stand up and say stupid things like "she dressed that way because she wanted to get raped" or whatever mindless drivel is coming out of idiot's mouths these days.

Basically - if you are nice looking and i am around = i will look.

Quite simple really.

So I'll be going to a movie tonight, after I get out of this mind-numbingly boring office. I will be perv'ing as much as possible and I will be enjoying every minute of it.

Funny thing is - this activity isn't going to hurt anyone at all. I wonder why it's frowned upon so much.

Eh, I'm not in the mood for that sort of deep thinking. I have a movie and perv'ing to do.

I have to get loads of perv'ing done just in case my next relationship is once again with someone who doesn't see the simple pleasure in window shopping.

That's enough for today, I'm rambling. I'll leave you with this nice little quote:

Women may be able to fake orgasm but men can fake whole relationships

-James Schubert

Blog, blog, blog

Well, it's been a hell of a long time.

I've been lazy.

Lazy and perv'ing.

Perv'ing lots.

And lots.

Sue me, it's something I do very, very well.

I have a bit of a thought for 2008 before everyone gets "New Years Resolution" crazy (I hate those things!). I want to do some of the following:

Gym more (lots more)
eat better (and when I mean better, I mean more expensive too)
play with LOTS more boobies - I miss breasts, they are super fun toys and attached to some of the best people on the planet.
Play with the ones attached to the boobies - cos I love the rest of a female too!

And finally - blog more.

Sure there's the whole "get better at work", "pay off bills", "earn more money" ... but really, those thoughts are in my head every single day anyway.

Well, boobies are too, but well - you know.

So yeah, have no idea when I'll be able to blog. But this blog was designed for me to write about my escapades, and well I've been rather lazy so far.

BRING ON THE BOOBIES!!